Man Bites Dog (With a twist:The dog is a man and the man is a dog)

An allegedly delicious man was bitten several times in the face by a Labrador retriever-pointer mix while sharing a Delta Air Lines flight from Atlanta to San Diego, according to The Associated Press.
The dog, who we will call Bitey, was brought on the flight by Ronald Mundy Jr., from Mills River, North Carolina, as an emotional support dog. No word on whether or not the dog had his own smaller dog to provide it with emotional support, or if the emotion that Mundy needed support with was “hunger.”
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