Man overdoses in courthouse and things don’t get better from there
Canton, N.C. — Some people hit rock bottom and then there are overachievers like 27-year-old Saul Thomas Alford, 27, who on May 31, delved so far below rock bottom that he is starting to concern Courtney Love. According to The Mountaineer newspaper, Alford overdosed...
Mistrial declared in case against “beat the gay away” church, ironically disproving the existence of God
A mistrial was declared on Tuesday in the case of a North Carolina minister (*cult leader) Brooke Covington, who is charged in the beating of a congregant at her church (*compound) Word of Faith Fellowship in Spindale.
In Russia, Election Hacks You
North Carolina Election officials are now investigating whether or not a newly reported Russian hacking attempt may have somehow impacted our otherwise completely credible election results.
Man Bites Dog (With a twist:The dog is a man and the man is a dog)
An allegedly delicious man was bitten several times in the face by a Labrador retriever-pointer mix while sharing a Delta Air Lines flight from Atlanta to San Diego, according to The Associated Press. The dog, who we will call Bitey, was brought on the flight by...
82-Year-Old on Trial for Murder (They Never Should Have Cancelled Matlock)
Margaret Francis Kellis, an 82-year-old Aberdeen woman, has been charged with committing one of the least adorable crimes an old person can be charged with: Murder Most Foul.
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