by James Johnson | Oct 29, 2017 | Stories
Canton, N.C. — Some people hit rock bottom and then there are overachievers like 27-year-old Saul Thomas Alford, 27, who on May 31, delved so far below rock bottom that he is starting to concern Courtney Love. According to The Mountaineer newspaper, Alford overdosed...
by James Johnson | Oct 29, 2017 | Stories
RUTHERFORDTON, N.C. — Thanks to an overzealous juror, who was so excited about researching and sharing notes on North Carolina state law that he forgot to research the part of the law that says jurors can’t do that, a mistrial was declared on Tuesday in the case...
by James Johnson | Oct 29, 2017 | Stories
North Carolina Election officials are now investigating whether or not a newly reported Russian hacking attempt may have somehow impacted our otherwise completely credible election results. Monday’s release of a top-secret NSA report detailing a hacking attempt...
by James Johnson | Oct 29, 2017 | Stories
An allegedly delicious man was bitten several times in the face by a Labrador retriever-pointer mix while sharing a Delta Air Lines flight from Atlanta to San Diego, according to The Associated Press. The dog, who we will call Bitey, was brought on the flight by...
by James Johnson | Oct 29, 2017 | Stories
Margaret Francis Kellis, an 82-year-old Aberdeen woman, has been charged with committing one of the least adorable crimes an old person can be charged with: Murder Most Foul. On Friday The Southern Pines Pilot reported that Margaret Kellis, who stands accused of...
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