- Michael J. Newman ad test.
- Holly Springs Passes Halloween Ordinance Encouraging Teens to Go Fuck Some Shit Up
- Death by Chocolate, a Delicious Dessert and an Existential Crisis in One
- Entire city of Concord, NC, mass hallucinates Trump pledge (Alternatively, our president has forgotten how cameras work)
- Asst. Principal finds new way to suck at life
- Hello world! on